“That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard”. Those were the exact word of my younger brother when I told him I planned to run between all the local Tescos. This from a man who co-formed The Runbetweeners – a group set up initially with the aim of running between things! When someone who likes running between things to tell me my idea of running between stuff was the worst idea ever, I knew I was onto something. My plan has always been to try and do my longer training runs for the London Marathon as some kind of challenge or novelty run (if anyone has any ideas please let me know!) So I figured the Tesco stores in my part of the world would set an appropriate challenge. The distance would be around 13k – pretty much what I was looking for. Someone suggested carrying the baton around with me so the picture above is of me buying said baton of bread – there will be a few bread puns in this I’m afraid, it’s a bit of a half-baked idea.
After being pointed in the right direction I was on my way. The first section was a nice downhill from Wishaw into Motherwell. I was going along at a good speed for me and the kilometres were ticking by surprisingly quickly. I ran past a McDonalds and a KFC and also a football pitch outside Wishaw Hospital that had an 11 a side game on it, I felt like stopping to watch it but then I remembered I hate football now (thanks Morton!). Here I had my first picture taken, I am not sure why but I held my baton like the Olympic Torch – I used my loaf there.
I was actually amazed at how soon I reached Motherwell Tesco. A quick stop to buy a Wispa. I love Wispas, ever since the weird adverts with Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, I could do with one right now actually.
This is my local Tesco and I can recommend it to people. It doesn’t feel like a big multi-national chain store and the people that work in there are a pretty friendly bunch. There is also a Greggs and a Dominos in the same shopping area – what a world!
So, I munched on my Wispa and carried along my merry way. I had debated which route to run from Motherwell to Carfin. One route was downhill a bit followed by about 1km pretty steeply uphill whereas the other route was a more gradual incline around Ravenscraig where the steelworks used to be. I chose the Ravenscraig route but I think that was a mistake.
I am no expert in this area but it looks like they have spent a lot of time and money doing it up. There are loads of new developments like the College above. It’s hard to imagine that on these roads I was running used to be a big massive steelworks giving employment to thousands of people and now it was a big green open space. Ravenscraig sports centre is also there, there is a section of running track in there and it is where they have the counts for the elections where I managed to sneak onto the camera on a few occasions as can be seen below.
I kept on running, and running. This bit seemed to drag on, I was not enjoying the very gradual incline and my time started to slow right down. Eventually I made it to the roundabout though and I knew I was almost at Carfin Tesco. I got there and the bread was starting to get a bit crumbly and broken but, by a slice of luck, I had kept it in its plastic packaging so it was holding up well. A stop in for a bottle of Lucozade and I was on my way.
So, onwards to the part of my run I was most unfamiliar with – Carfin to Bellshill. This part of the run took me through places like New Stevenson, Mossend and Holytown. passing the Lithuanian Social Club amongst other things.
By this time I was in a lot of pain with my loaf of bread (one for the French teachers that read this) but I kept pushing on. A nice downhill section past the mosque which I enjoyed as you can see below, was followed by the final stretch into Bellshill, birthplace of Tom McKean, alas I did not see him though.
I had no real idea where I was going now so I just headed for the centre and eventually saw the Tesco ahead of me, a quick runaround and I was there, I wanted to get right to the door to finish it properly.
What a relief when I finished. Another bottle of Lucozade to prove I had been there and I was done.
Sadly I had no-one to pass the baton onto so I just stuck it in the bin, it didn’t look or feel too appetising after having ran with it. I think if I had tried to take it home for Kirsty I would have been toast.
Underneath are my route and my stats for times etc. I reckon I still have a lot of improvement I can make and I look forward to hopefully seeing improvement over the next month or so.
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